Today's list is about the marathon session: those nights you've
stared at your screen far too long or imprinted your back-pocket logo on
the cushion of your now-rock-hard casino chair.
Amid the hundreds of forgettable hands you've folded in
the last (fill in the blank) hours, you've undoubtedly experienced some
unforgettable highs and lows. The reason for your extended session is
highly dependent on which of the two outweighs the other. If you
can't stop because you're on the heater of a lifetime or, on the
contrary, if you are trying to dig yourself out of the Grand Canyon,
there are several warning signs that should signal you to end the
session rather than continue marked cards. 5) Auditory hallucinations.
This is subtle and not always easy to discern, but somewhere near your
17th consecutive hour of poker you may begin to experience the
sensation of hearing strange sounds - voices and noises around you that
normally should not be there. For example, when you truly believe
you hear safari animals closing in on you, it is probably a good time to
call it quits for the night. Unless you're actually listening to the
soundtrack for Jumanji, in which case you're still going strong. Microsleeps: not good for your stack. 4) Microsleeps.
These occur uncontrollably when the body and mind are sleep deprived,
and cause a brief and temporary pause (a few seconds, or sometimes even a
few minutes) in your conscious awareness. The dangerous part
about microsleeps at a poker table is that people are often unaware they
have occurred when they awake. So don't be surprised if half your stack
is suddenly missing - especially if you are playing online and you've
been autofolded. 3) Visual hallucinations. If you start seeing things, shut off the computer or exit the premises immediately and get a cab home. Just
as a mirage in the distance is not actually a pond in the desert, the
one-eyed jack in your hand is not actually sending you a wink to suggest
a raise of half your stack under the gun. We've all seen players
who, a bit weary-eyed from an overextended session, have misread their
hand. Sometimes a four can look an awful lot like an ace, and if you
read it as such due to your own self-inflicted fatigue, it's probably a
good time to call it a night easy cards tricks. 2) Furniture manipulation.
The chair you occupy should not be misconstrued as your surrogate bed
for the evening. If you find yourself spending more time adjusting your
physical positioning instead of your table image and strategy, you're
probably not reading the tells that your body is sending you. It's time to go to bed at this point, not make the bed come to you. Beware
- if you are playing on a laptop and decide that getting cozy with your
blanket and pillow is optimal for your multi-tabling needs, you may
find a similar fate to #4 above as you wake up with your chips missing
and drool on your shoulder. Go to bed; don't make the bed come to you. A poker session should be spent trying to maintain alertness and focus rather than comfort and relaxation. 1) Returning players.
When enough hours have passed that you find yourself seeing players who
have left, gotten on with their day, fulfilled their human sleep
requirements, and returned to the same table that you still sit at, you
might want to reconsider your current choices. Alarm bells should be ringing at this point (pun indirectly intended): not only are you not at your optimal level of play, you now have a target on you as a player who will make mistakes due to fatigue. These
returning players will easily dissect your tired game. Don't let this
happen. Get some sleep and come back well rested and ready to start a
normal-length session. Your roll will thank you.
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